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Drabble for ask-zhu-bajie —

Fight (with): I’ll write a drabble where our muses fight with or against each other

Bristle coughed with disgust, spitting out the grass he had just eaten, his stomach began to growl wanting something better to eat. Zhu simply chuckled as he got up from laying down, it would be best if they went to a nearby village or town to satisfy their hunger.

Upon reaching the fork in the road, a bulletin caught the two pigs attention as they began to read it. Apparently a nearby city was having a great food festival with food coming from all over Runeterra. They both quickly turned their heads looking at each other, their minds were one as they ran off the road to plan.

A few days had past as the two pigs hid in a bush near the road, if everything went according to plan, a caravan full with food should be approaching any minute. Right on queue, the squeals of the wagon wheels can heard approaching,  it was escorted by only a handful of hired mercenaries, a easy fight for the duo. They leaped out of bush charging straight for the mercenaries, with a few swift kicks and punches the mercenaries were knocked out.

The two pigs quickly open the wagon, and there before them laid the mother load of all meals. The plan was to snatch as many food they could hold and quickly flee, but instead the duo began to feast loudly smacking their mouths, devouring plate by plate. 

Yelling was heard from afar as a second caravan apporached, the two pigs fled the scene with food still in their mouths leaving a trail of food behind them…

nooneexpectsthebanana:

ask-the-wings-of-demacia:

(So yeah people have wanted to RP with my poopy Quinn and because I don’t want this blog to be stuffed up with text and stuff I made this blog for that if you want to follow or start stuff up go a head~)

FOLLOW HER RP BLOG I AM DOING IT AND YOU SHOULD TOO

asktheheartseeker:

summonerscode:

Exhibit 253

Sejuani [19:09]: Yes! The Freljord is mine now!

Ashe [19:32]: actually you just won a bridge in the middle of nowhere with a side serving no tactical importance whatsoever

Vayne [19:43]: have either of you tried breathing through your nose

(Thanks to Victor for the quote!)

Today the Bridge, Tomorrow all of Freljord!!

phantomsolari:

The Winter’s Claw by ~VegaColors

askvi-thepiltoverenforcer:

“Man, what’s with me and animals lately?? Even though she can try,make sure that barbarian of yours doesn’t skin me alive when I wrestle you to the ground!”

This ‘porkchop’ is going to enjoy shutting that big mouth of hers…

cazdria:

“Easy mighty boar. I’m no enemy. Just a friendly healer. I know I’m in your territory, but fear not, I wish to not cause trouble. There are some frost flowers I wish to pick and then I’ll be on my way.”

“Though, as a creature with fur myself, it amazes how you survive out here in this environment. Then again, you were probably born to rule out here. If you ever need healing, come find me. I’m sure you’ll be able to sniff me out. Each one of our scents are different.”

summonerfergall:

*chomp*

ask-the-animal-spirit:

“come here, ye big old bristle, don’t be all formal with us, even Sejuani is more relaxed, with all her queen shit and all” the spirit walker grabbed the neck of the boar and softly nudged his head.

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